"His mother bought him a synthesiser,
Got the Human League into advise her.
Now he's making lots of noise,
Playing along with the art school boys.
Girls try to attract his attention,
But what a shame, it's in vain, total rejection.
He will never be left on the shelf,
‘Cause Kevin, he's in love with himself.
Oh, my perfect cousin!
What I like to do he doesn't,
He's his family's pride and joy,
His mother’s little golden boy.
My Perfect Cousin - The Undertones